We were burgled the other night while we slept. The burglars left muddy handprints.
4 hot dogs
a pound of grapes
half a pound of cheese
a chocolate bar.
They left the packaging.
We did not have any firewood at the time, or I believe they would have made s'mores.
Suspicion falls quite heavily on a masked individual seen casing the neighborhood earlier that evening.
Tiptoeing about the area.
Having been thus alerted, measures were taken the following night to prevent thievery.
Frustrated in finding that their selection of goodies was beyond their reach, the marauders moved on to the neighboring campsite, where they were heard to argue, and one fell onto the side of the tent, startling the sleeping camper, who jumped up and in turn startled the burglar, and thieves went away hungry for the night.